Qatar

Are you fucking kidding me?


G-Chat conversation with fellow BSE member Brett:

Brett: I'm about write "fifa" inside my toilet so i can take a shit on them

me: wait.. what? I haven't heard yet.. I'm trying to follow on twitter.
guessing we didn't get it.
let me guess
england and qatar
Brett: Qatar already announced that they got it
nothing offical yet
me: qatar is shady though
Brett: 120 degreed summers.. 1.5 million population..
horrible site
me: fact
Brett: but money talks
me: true.
i'm gonna wait until it's official before i get upset
would be a pretty sweet 40th b-day present for me..
Brett: Jeff Carlisle: Supposedly the voting has just concluded. Qatar delegates supposedly getting congratulatory handshakes.
those FIFA reps have all just locked up their retirment funds
me: jesus..
Brett: and none of those reps will be around in 12 years to deal with the mess that Qatar makes
me: exactly. think about how many people will go to Qatar for the WC and how many people would have come to the US..
i feel like when 2022 comes, people will be like "yeah, I could go.. but I'll probably just wait for the next one."
thanks but no thanks Qatar
Brett: i will be bringing my talents to England in 2018
but i hope we get in Qatar's group in 2022. that will be cake
me: totally
is it official?
Brett: nope..
FIFA is making it dramatic
me: I can't take it anymore. If Qatar wins, I might save up some money, fly over there, take a shit on the street somewhere, and then turn right around and fly back.
Brett: agreed
can you imagine a country smaller then chicago getting trippled in population for a month.. no way they can handle that influx of shit (literally)
me: haha. but you're absolutely right. There's no way. I would think they'd pick australia before them..
Brett: CNN is reporting announcement delayed 30 minutes
(probably to make sure Qatar's checks clear)
me: hilarious.
USA delegation enters, poker faces. hard to read. Clinton working room w/FIFA voters still
SportingKC via twitter
Brett: if clinton gets us the games then i will go down on hilary
me: i'll go down on bill
Brett: pretty sure all the votes have already been cast
me: You never know what can happen when Willy Clinton is in the mix
Brett: .....takes 30 minutes for FIFA to first locate Qatar on a map before they announce them as winners
me: hahaha
Brett: Jeff Carlisle: Supposedly Al-Jazeera has backtracked. They're saying it's down to Qatar and US.
anouncing the 2018 now
"Zurich, home of FIFA..." blablabla
me: oh my god..
i'm so nervous
Brett: taking forever...
And now a message from our sponsors Qatar Airlines...
me: you're on fire today..
Brett: its on espn tv now
me: they really had a commercial???
Brett: no no. that was a joke
the announcement is on ESPN right now. Lebron is jealous
me: haha.
Brett: The winner is...(for 2018)
RUSSIA!!!!
England is going to be pissed.....
me: oh yeah.. I can't believe they didn't pick England..
Brett: Russia.. bankrupt
not sure how they will support it.. but maybe we have an excuse to go to moscow now?
me: works for me.
Brett: In Soviet Russia, ball kicks you. fyi
me: hahahaha
Brett Bates = en fuego
Brett: What the U.S. should hope for that the reasoning is:
A. With three consecutive risky hosts (South Africa, Brazil, Russia), we'll take a lock for 2022.
B. We had to give at least one of them to a new country.

(Then it was officially announced)
me: fuck.
Brett: fuck
there needs to be a new governing body
me: so fucking shady, dude
Brett: china in 2026.. usa in 2030.. ya i'll be 50. fuck that
maybe in 3-4 years russia or Qatar will fall through and usa will get it
me: I can't even believe it..
Brett: Fifa is a joke
me: jesus man..
Brett: we could always go to war with Qatar..
me: for the 2026 World Cup Bid, the US will build 20 stadiums..
in Rhode Island
Brett: hahahahaha
"under Qatar's Sharia, it is illegal to show alcohol or to consume in public."
me: at least we'll get some solid new episodes of "Locked Up Abroad" in 2022.